February 2012
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It was approximately 38 degrees outside with...
And now it is snowing like crazy with no joke an inch on the ground already
WHAT IS HAPPENING
This is some Twilight Zone shit
I need to get out of here before the walls start turning colors
Text me 215-668-5398
sophiamaria replied to your post: So this man approaches me at the library…
this is by far the best story i’ve heard.
kelstermeister replied to your post: So this man approaches me at the library…
i am laughing so hard omg that is so scary
Oh, you know me. Always attracting serial-killer-like men with no concept of social norms, time, or basic hygiene!
UPDATE ON LIBRARY MAN
HE CAME BACK
AGAIN
WITH HIS PHONE NUMBER
AND SAID SOMETHING LIKE IF I EVER HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING TO CALL HIM
WHY WOULD I ASK YOU QUESTIONS
YOU’RE CARRYING A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK BASKETBALL IN AN ARMY DUFFEL BAG
AND YOU WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE
Maybe I should call him to ask him how to get a guy at the library to stop talking to me…
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So this man approaches me at the library...
Carrying an open army duffel bag, in which the only item I could see on top was a glow-in-the-dark basketball
Asks me if I’m interested in a business proposition, which I initially think is some weird hooker-code because he’s staring at my boobs
I say no, and he starts vaguely describing something to do with a law firm and spreading information for money
I say no
He gives me some...
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Shit Kindergartners say:
In a social work group today, a kindergartner was asked the question, “If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?”
Upon serious consideration his reply: “A worm.”
Almost forgot how much I love the feeling of clean unbrushed, untamed hair. Wild and free, baby.
Devouring my way through a box of macaroni and cheese, a heart-shaped box of chocolates, and a book about a severely anorexic girl. What are you doing with your Saturday??
proud of myself
Today I finished book number forty out of an intended 100. Less than a year ago, in order to decide if I want to write a novel, I decided to read 100 books in the genre. It was less of a goal, more a vague agreement with myself. But I’ve kept it and plan to continue to keep it. The number may sound low for almost a year (I think it was last march or April), but working nearly full time since...
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Happy Valentine's Day to everyone with or without...
I’ve had the most heart heart heart day, and I wanted to share the positive energy with anyone out there reading this. Though I am single, I spent the day feeling more loved and appreciated than I think I did during 7 valentine’s days of smushy coupledom. I am loved by my family, who doesn’t always show it conventionally, but surprises me in the best ways. I am loved by my...
My first thought upon hearing the news about Whitney Houston was being too late to see our friend in jail and riding around in that big red pickup and how we danced in the bed in the middle of the town square on a sunday afternoon and how it was her dad’s CD.
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“There are just lots of possibilities in the world…I need to keep my mind...”
– Dash & Lily’s Book of Dares
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Just ate a cracker and a half and about 4...
Felt like a 5-course feast. I never thought I’d be so excited at how good broth sounds. Maybe tomorrow I can have bread with butter!
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That's the first time that's happened.
I heard that song and my heart didn’t break on the sixth note. That’s never happened.
Something happy every single day
So I don’t know where I found this idea, but it’s my new fave. Simple as this: get a calendar, digital or physical, and write something that makes you happy. Every single day. Good because no matter how shitty my day is, I know I usually smile at least once. Even better because it has to fit in a tiny box (i.e. It forces me to be concise AND only takes thirty seconds). And at the end...
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Dear hottie in the yellow shirt, white vest, and...
Hey girl.
Sincerely,
Lesbian clearly checking you out rn
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Dear crazy people at the library,
Please leave me alone. I don’t want to read your train book. I don’t want to smell whatever you rolled in. I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY TO GIVE YOU! Not even change. Nothing. I just want to check tumblr and file my taxes in peace.
Sincerely,
Person who clearly does not want to talk to you and is giving you every recognizable social cue to leave me the fuck alone
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So I came home from work after half a day because I was wobbling everywhere and internally screaming from ear infections. I slept the whole afternoon, and when I woke up tonight I got in the shower. I’m standing there still half asleep and suddenly my eyes surge open and I’m all OMG I JUST GOT MY WATCH WET!!! as I try to rip off my own wrist….. Several moments later I realize I...
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I changed my mind, my favorite food is appetizers.
evinrouge replied to your post: I mean I’m not saying I’m a funny person…
You’re pretty hilarious. Ngl.
Ik Ik, ty ty
I mean I'm not saying I'm a funny person...
I’m just saying that everyone I know thinks I’m hilarious.
January 2012
91 posts
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Nicholas Sparks is never going to write a lesbian...
So stop waiting for one and write one yourself. Every single one of you.
I am the kind of person who will laugh at a baby falling down but “awww” when an animal falls down.
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i mean why is so much chewing involved in ramen...
I just want to swallow things
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i mean technically know you're not a lesbian
But we’re both druck and you look like a lesbian,.soo…. Why can’t we just make out #appliestoeveryonereadingthispost
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brilliant idea-from-my-shower of the night:
The cost of music should be reversely proportional to its popularity. Example: aw man I got that shit back when it was two bucks a song! Or: if you just want to catch up on all the stuff you hear on the radio? 2 cents a song. Clearly they’re selling enough to make a living, right?
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oreocookiesinmytummy:
underthemangotree:
wtf what do 3/4 of my followers do because they sure don’t reblog or like my posts
seriously what do you guys do
are you waiting for something
what are you waiting for
Hardly any one reblogs me, but they follow me! I don’t get it!!!
i wonder this daily…
Well it’s not like I have thousands… but I’d think if a couple hundred...
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Internet Friendship
dreamcreek:
Personal feelings on a certain matter. May offend people.
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Day 22: How you judge intellegence
Harshly. And through conversation. I don’t give any tests or anything…
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Day 21: everything you wish for in a significant...
Thinking I’m the greatest person ever. Pretty much. You laugh, but think about it a minute.
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If I have a bad day, and I’m telling you about all the people I want to punch in the throat, telling me about your CLEARLY not as bad day turns you into one of the people I want to punch in the throat.
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Day 19: What you think makes someone beautiful
Struggle
i love going to the vet
I just absolutely love seeing people of all walks of life talking all oojshie boojshie to the kitties and puppies. I think I might start hanging out there to pick up chicks just because I can already tell that they have the capability to care and show affection for a living creature… Which.. Is something I really look for in a girlfriend. Not always successfully… Weird blog.
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE COMMON WAY TO SHORTEN MY...
Why has no one ever told me this?? Bri, Bee, Bridge, Idgie… Never Biddie!
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ITS BLIZZERDANG!
At a rate of about 37 inches an hour.
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That awkward moment when I don't think you really...
Example: When you fall in some level of love with your straight best friend, that is not an “awkward lesbian moment.” When you get confused looks in the little boys department of a clothing store… Not an awkward lesbian moment. Those are NORMAL lesbian moments. When you make out with a male army sargeant while his fiance is out buying you In-N-Out, and when she comes back she...
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Day 18: Why you made your blog, why you still have...
I’m going to be 100% honest and admit that I made a tumblr blog because it allows me to be self-centered. I get to post things that I want, regardless of what anyone else thinks of them. I like to be able to look back and see how I’ve grown or how I’ve stayed the same. At the same time, I really like to be “liked,” so I keep my blog for the satisfaction of having...